Pirates

..I Didn'T Want To Be Coldly Cast Away In A Lifeboat With Memories A Map And A Dream. The Map Was Awfully Good But I Really Didn'T Want A Map. I Just Wanted My Dad. ..I Figured That He Probably Planned To Head West To Hide Out On Grandpa'S Farm. It Was The Perfect Hideout Coveted For A Long Time By Some Of The Island'S Leading Ice Men. - Elaine Alijah Pirates: My Dad'S Mystery Is Certainly Not A Biography. Rather It Is A Meandering Voyage Through My Divorcee Dad'S Childhood Through A Series Of Open-Ended Inter-Twined Dramatic Short Stories (Or Tracks) To Adulthood. The Ride Continues Up And Down The Corporate Ladder And Eventually Through Judicial Hell Where Like I'Ve Said Before Dad Made A Few Very Serious Mistakes . It'S The Vibeztrack Of Dad'S Life Available In Both Standard And Teaching Editions.