Pissed Off

<p>Australia has five million baby boomers. Seventy-one-year-old Michael Thornton is one of them. He is so pissed off about the state of things</p><p>he's listed 3300 gripes.</p><p>Among them:</p><ul><li>otherwise bright folk from the PM down who say 'amount' of people instead of 'number'</li><li>Australia's richest person is said to earn $33000 per minute</li><li>being beaten at Scrabble by his Filipina mother-in-law English being her second language</li><li>leaf blowers</li><li>lowlife who put needles in fruit to try and kill us</li><li>greed</li><li>when the pathology nurse says with a deep sigh 'Let's try your other arm!'</li><li>Michelangelo didn't endow David a little more generously</li><li>the link between his dentist's fees to extract his teeth and the dentist's kids' school fees</li><li>wanting to know if Dynamic Lifter works the same as Viagra</li><li>asking for a friend</li><li>the exorbitant cost of building Australia's major roads:$155 per inch per lane</li><li>wanting cave rescuers Drs Richard Harris and Craig Challen as joint Governors-General</li><li>will the in-studio panel on ABC TV Insiders ever drink the coffee?</li><li>half a large pizza is never enough</li><li>not knowing how to use most of the functions on his phone</li><li>five-year-olds who get away with murder</li><li>after coronavirus the millennials plan to do away with all remaining baby boomers</li></ul>