Plainclothes Naked

<p>In a wildly careening plot that can only be described as <em>crack noir </em> two pipeheads accidentally steal a photo of George W. Bush's presidential package and decide to blackmail the Republican Party. Before the crack-crazed thieves can follow through however gorgeous whip-smart Nurse Tina who's just offed her husband with a bowl of Drano-laced Lucky Charms absconds with the goods. When Manny Rubert a scarred ex-junkie turned codeine-popping detective is called in to investigate the foamer hubby's untimely demise love hits him like a wrench to the head. </p><p>Soon Manny and Tina are making plans of their own for the presidential pie -- and for their future together. But the meddling police chiefs and motel room sex-change surgeons of the world just won't leave them alone. And then there are those killer crackheads still out there and closing in.... </p>