Plane Insanity: A Flight Attendant's Tales of Sex Rage and Queasiness at 30000 Feet

Make sure your seatbacks and tray tables are in their full upright and locked position for these shocking bizarre hilarious and outrageous stories of airplane travel.. Youre belted into a middle seat with burly businessmen on either side. Its ninety-two degrees in the cabin and someone forgot to use deodorant. A baby screams. A kid kicks the back of your seat. After two hours you havent even left the taxiway. Welcome to modern airline travel! In Plane Insanity Elliott Hester delivers stories that could only come from someone who rides tin for a living---a flight attendant. . Youll hear about:* the passenger from hell* a smuggled python* prostitutes working the lavatories* a riot in coachclass* a $500000 heist* the anatomy of a carry-on bag* a malodorous couple* the Mile-High Club * and much more!. Fasten your seatbelts. After Plane Insanity youll never think of air travel the same way again.