Plankton Soup

Based On A True Story! The Book That The C.I.A. Don’T Want You To Read! I Would Not Recommend This Book To Anybody - Senior C.I.A. Agent (Not His Real Name). I Laughed So Much I Had Loose Stools For A Week! – Diy Furniture Assembler I On The Other Hand Became Quite Vexed And Did Not Laugh One Iota. I Have Recommended The Author For Psychiatric Evaluation. Consequently My Stools Remain Firm And Trouble Free. - Author’S G.P. If Only This Book Had Been Around In My Day Just Think What I Might Have Achieved! - Alexander The Great (Could Have Been Greater). More Comedy Per Square Metre Than Other Books Of Comparable Size. - Attila The Hun Perfect For Those Long Tiresome Journeys! - Jason And The Argonauts Sutton Should Be Struck Off The Writers Register If There Is One! If There Isn’T There Should Be So That He Can Be Struck Off It. I Will Raise A Petition And Submit It To The Relevant Ombudsman. If There Isn’T One There Should Be. Where The Hell Is Prince Charles When You Need Him? - Father A. Way Catholic Church Limpopo River. I Was Lost For Words! - Harpo Marx I’M His Biggest Fan! – Robert Wadlow. (8’4”) In “Plankton Soup (Second Helpings)” Sutton Has Fused Recurring Themes Such As Life Death Religion War Romance Sociology Sexual Orientation Mythology Genitalia Science Fiction Vaudeville Theatre Politics (Vaudeville Theatre Again) Geography Medical Ethics Philosophy Black Magic Fashion Cinematography Art Music History Quantum Physics Chemistry Literature Micro-Biology Comic Fantasy Contemporary Culture Foreign Languages Archaeology Mental Illness Umbrella Stands And Biscuits. I Am Disappointed; I Expected Much More From This So-Called Genius Writer. Socrates