Plankton Soup

<p align=center><strong>UNOFFICIALLY THE BEST BOOK IN THE WORLD…EVER!</strong></p> <p align=center><strong>THE BOOK THAT N.S.A. SPIED ON FROM OUTER SPACE!</strong></p> <p align=center><strong>EVEN THE POPE TRIED TO BAN IT!</strong></p> <p align=center> </p> <p>Not today thank you. We have enough books. VATICAN</p> <p>SPOKESMAN</p> <p> </p> <p>Gritty yet heart warming like hot salty porridge on a winter’s</p> <p>day Scathing in his criticism of the mess that society is in. It’s</p> <p>not his fault-it’s probably mine. THE NAZARENE.</p> <p> </p> <p>I liked the bit where the funny man slipped on a banana skin!</p> <p>DOSTOYEVSKY</p> <p> </p> <p>Maverick! Sutton takes one step forward two steps back.</p> <p>POLKA DANCE JUDGE</p> <p> </p> <p>I don’t quite know what to make of this book! ORIGAMI</p> <p>EXPERT</p> <p> </p> <p>Blockbuster! THE SWEET</p> <p> </p> <p>Off the wall. ART THIEF</p> <p> </p> <p>A bit rough around the edges but that’s the way I like it.</p> <p>TREE HUGGER</p> <p>It’s a book it’s a comic it’s a bow-tie and it’s a butterfl y!</p> <p>SALVADOR DALI</p> <p> </p> <p>What a hoot! More fun than the theatre! ABRAHAM LINCOLN</p> <p> </p> <p>His best book so far. The others were shit. “FRIEND”</p> <p> </p> <p align=center><strong>THE ‘PLANKTON SOUP’ SERIES…</strong></p> <p align=center><strong>LITERATURES BEST KEPT SECRET!</strong></p>