Please Stand By

<p><em>'Don't forget lovely listeners:  if there's nothing to feel then there's nothing to fear!'</em></p><p><br></p><p>Number one fan Eva Jeong adores her daily routine. She wakes up bright and early texts her twin sister and watches The Lifetime Lila Show </p><p>on her black-and-white television in her little pink bungalow. She's perfectly happy. </p><p><br></p><p>Charming television host Lila is a beacon of hope for the British public. Nobody else can look after an entire nation with such charm and grace from morning to night!</p><p><br></p><p>Except the idyllic life Eva cares for so deeply will soon be disrupted by a simple knock on the door. Lila's warm welcoming smile suddenly doesn't feel as safe as it did before. </p><p><br></p><p>What is everyone hiding from Eva - and what is Eva hiding <em>from</em>?</p>