Poems 31

<p class=ql-align-center>Yolanda the Goose is Cooked</p><p class=ql-align-center>How did we get....<em>so damn drunk </em><em>tail-gating?!!</em></p><p class=ql-align-center>- <em>before the (football) game even started?!!</em></p><p class=ql-align-center>You hear that?!!</p><p class=ql-align-center><br></p><p class=ql-align-center><em>They're over there! - Christmas caroling!!............</em></p><p class=ql-align-center><em><u>Seven crackheads-a-cracking</u></em></p><p class=ql-align-center><em><u>Six ducks-a-ducking</u></em></p><p class=ql-align-center><u>FIVE CHEAP EARRINGS!!</u>..............</p><p class=ql-align-center>How 'bout <u>Four earplugs-a-plugging</u></p><p class=ql-align-center>I'm not listening to them (anymore)!</p><p class=ql-align-center>......I'm here to get my <u>party-on</u>!!</p><p class=ql-align-center><br></p><p class=ql-align-center>I think I'll jump into this hot-tub!</p><p class=ql-align-center>This <u>is</u> a hot-tub? Right?!!</p><p class=ql-align-center>Well!! It's <u>like</u> a hot-tub?!!</p><p class=ql-align-center>The manufacturer somehow labeled</p><p class=ql-align-center><u>this</u> apparatus - as a <u>Turkey Fryer Vat!</u></p><p class=ql-align-center>.......But you're <u>still </u>welcome! to use it!!</p><p class=ql-align-center><br></p><p class=ql-align-center>What is? The <u>first</u> day of the</p><p class=ql-align-center><em><u>twelve days</u></em> of Christmas?</p><p class=ql-align-center><br></p><p class=ql-align-center><em>On the first day of Christmas -</em></p><p class=ql-align-center><em>my true love gave to me!</em></p><p class=ql-align-center>One Goose-a-Cooking</p><p class=ql-align-center><br></p><p class=ql-align-center>I know that's right!!</p>