Post Office Paranoid

Forked In Fort Wayne. Haven'T Met Anyone Since Becoming An ExBut Fork It Jack I'Ll Pay For Sex.My Only Friend Here Moved To ColoradoBut Who Needs To Talk I'M Incommunicado.At The Post Office They Think I'M Starting To Lose ItBut They'Re Out To Get Me I Just Can'T Prove It.Every Year Brings A New Ache Or PainBut No Pain No Gain And No Fun In Fort Wayne.. So Fork It Dork It And Kervorkian It Jack.One Day I'Ll Leave Here And Never Come Back.They Say That Moving Can Change Your LuckBut If You Can'T Move You'Re A Sucker Who'S Stuck.A Young Boy Who Needs Me Is The Reason I'M Stayin'One More Dork Who'S Forked In Fort Wayne.