Professional Chaos

<p><strong>Have you ever replied-all to the entire company with a snarky comment meant for your work bestie? Have you ever fallen asleep during a quarterly review? Have you ever missed a $50000 grant deadline because you thought Wednesday was </strong><em><strong>next</strong></em><strong> Wednesday?</strong></p><p>Marcus has. In fact he has done all of them.</p><p>For twelve years Marcus navigated the corporate world fighting an invisible battle accumulating seven jobs and nearly as many firings by age thirty-four. He bought the expensive planners. He read the productivity books. He tried harder than anyone knew. Yet he spent his career feeling lazy broken and fundamentally unemployable.</p><p><em>Professional Chaos</em> is an unvarnished hilarious and heartbreaking memoir of a career spent swimming upstream against undiagnosed ADHD. It chronicles the disasters-from the tech support job where passwords vanished from his memory to the marketing agency where time-tracking was torture to the freelance attempt that nearly bankrupted him.</p><p>But this is more than a story of failure. It is a story of redemption.</p><p>Following a mid-thirties diagnosis Marcus discovers that the problem wasn't a lack of effort-it was a neurological incompatibility with the traditional workplace. This book offers a blueprint for the life that follows diagnosis: the medication trials the therapy and the messy process of building a career that works <em>with</em> a neurodivergent brain rather than against it.</p><p>For the quiet quitters the involuntary job-hoppers and anyone who has ever sat in an HR office sweating through a performance improvement plan meeting-this book is your mirror.</p><p><strong>You are not lazy. You are not broken. You just need a different way to work.</strong></p>