This is a strange book. Make no bones about it it's weird. What can you do? I suppose you don't have to read it. But then what would be the point of all the words sitting there if you don't even bother to read them eh? I don't know what are you like? Thinking of jumping ship already? Lightweight. Okay. So...this book is weird it's strange but hopefully it's fun! Good! Let it be so! Okie dokie then. That'll do for a prologue won't it? I don't know do I have to say anything else? What goes into a prologue then? It's sort of the stuff before the main stuff isn't it? Um well er I can't be arsed! Oh yeah...um...no... I forgot. Oh well without further ado... hold on I've just thought of something yeah... SO you lot are lucky in a way because I've read this book loooooads of times and the words by this point have kind of lost all meaning - but for you they probably still have that new book feeling to them. Good for you!
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