Punching Tom Hanks: Dropkicking Gorillas and Pummeling Zombified Ex-Presidents---a Guide to Beating Up Anything

The world around you is a dangerous place. Its teeming with savages thugs angry toddlers and disgruntled clowns. And every one of them is secretly mulling a scenario that ends with them kicking you square in the junk. What do you do if you want to take on The Batman and live to brag about it to your kids? What do you do if a rabid alligator picks a fight with your little sister? What do you do if the beloved star of Forrest Gump tells you to shut the hell up in front of a huge crowd?. You read this book. It offers simple effective instructions for beating up zombies robots co-workers―anything. The only limits are your imagination... and your habit of not following through on things and possibly your uncoordinated at times comically frail body.