Puncilitis and Other Diseases

<p><strong>I'm not sure how punny this book will be but I'm going to sharpen my puncil for it...</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p>If I'm punctual this may be published; if not this will merely be a sweet and pungent expereience for all.</p><p><br></p><p>Perhaps it should begin with the famous words...Once upun a time...</p><p><br></p><p>Whatever it is it is a collection of odds and ends random thoughts and repartee dedicated to my dear friends and relatives who moan and groan in happiness and urge me to puntificate!</p><p> </p><p>This book will make you smile laugh be happy.</p><p> </p><p>Some people consider a pun to be the highest form of humor.</p><p> </p><p>Some people consider a pun to be the lowest form of humor.</p><p> </p><p>You decide.</p><p> </p><p>This book is perfect for all occasions.</p><p> </p><p>An excellent hostess gift. Keep a couple on hand for emergencies.</p><p> </p><p>Excellent for your favorite reading room!</p><p> </p><p> </p>