Puncilitis and Other Diseases

Im not sure how punny this book will be but Im going to sharpen my puncil for it...If Im punctual this may be published; if not this will merely be a sweet and pungent expereience for all.Perhaps it should begin with the famous words...Once upun a time...Whatever it is it is a collection of odds and ends random thoughts and repartee dedicated to my dear friends and relatives who moan and groan in happiness and urge me to puntificate!This book will make you smile laugh be happy.Some people consider a pun to be the highest form of humor.Some people consider a pun to be the lowest form of humor.You decide.This book is perfect for all occasions.An excellent hostess gift. Keep a couple on hand for emergencies.Excellent for your favorite reading room!