Purrfect Cover: 25 (Mysteries of Max)

Look Im not one to make a big fuss about nothing but this last week has been too eventful to ignore. Not only was I kicked out of my own home I was also attacked-yes attacked I tell you-on no less than two separate occasions. First there was the big vacuum cleaner scare and then there was what I like to call the Roomba incident as it involved one of those terrible robotic vacuums. Of course we fought back on both occasions I might add and for a moment we thought wed snatched victory from the jaws of defeat. But that was before Odelia brought in the big guns in the form of the Trainor sisters Blanche and Bella. Cleaning ladies by profession and cat haters by vocation. Their philosophy is that cats dont belong in the home and so they locked our respective pet flaps-and started the war.And it wasnt as if I didnt have other things to worry about. There was Uncle Alec being the center of some vile gossip campaign and there was the spate of burglaries terrorizing our small and otherwise peaceful town. But its hard to focus on fighting crime when youre dealing with a pair of cat-hating cleaning ladies wouldnt you agree? And did I mention that they locked our pet flaps? Of all the dastardly horrible monstrous... But lets not dwell on the negatives. There are plenty of positives in this new chronicle of my adventures too. So please do read on for a furry good time!