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<p><strong>LEAN MEAN CLEANING MACHINE... OF DOOM!</strong></p><p>I try to live a peaceful dignified life. A soft couch. A full food bowl. A <em>reasonable</em> amount of human worship. But this past week? Pure chaos.</p><p>First I was kicked out of my own home.<br>Then I was attacked-not once but twice! First by the dreaded vacuum cleaner and then by the evil Roomba (a robotic menace with no regard for personal space).</p><p>Just when Dooley and I thought we had <em>won the war</em> against these mechanical monsters Odelia brought in the real villains: Blanche and Bella Trainor. Cleaning ladies by profession cat haters by choice. These two locked our pet flaps and declared war.</p><p>And as if that weren't enough?<br>Uncle Alec found himself at the center of a scandalous gossip campaign.<br>Hampton Cove was hit by a string of brazen burglaries.<br>And did I mention THEY LOCKED OUR PET FLAPS?!</p><p>With crime on the rise and my home under siege I had to do what any self-respecting feline would do-fight back.</p><p>Can I solve a crime outsmart two fur-ocious housekeepers and reclaim my rightful place on the couch?</p><p><strong>There's only one way to find out... Read on for a purr-fectly wild ride!</strong></p>