Purrfect Patsy

<p>I've survived a lot in my time-vacuum cleaners Roombas Gran's driving-but nothing prepared me for what I found in my backyard: an inflatable pool. Filled with water.</p><p>Odelia in her infinite wisdom had decided to teach us how to swim. Because clearly what every self-respecting cat needs is a near-drowning experience.</p><p>As if that wasn't traumatic enough...<br>A rage-fueled pigeon decided I was his personal enemy.<br>A twenty-year-old mystery resurfaced-along with a murder victim who looked exactly like a missing woman (but hadn't aged a day?!).<br>Strange messages hidden inside a goatherd figurine led us deeper into the case.<br>And oh yeah... I suffered a highly embarrassing grooming mishap leaving me with a bald patch no cat should have to endure.</p><p>With a cold case heating up a bird dive-bombing me at every turn and Odelia dragging me into <em>yet another</em> life-threatening scenario I was barely keeping my head above water-literally.</p><p>Will we crack the case before another victim turns up? Will I ever get my fur-and my dignity-back?</p><p>There's only one way to find out... Read on for another wildly hilarious feline adventure!</p>