Pygmy Wars

<p>Welcome to a squalid place where horrid creatures wave their snake-like rat tails crawl under beds crouch under tables slither in the shadows and tear flesh from bones spreading terror terror terror.</p><p><br></p><p>Here with his fluffy black-silky tail trailing behind Eippy the knee-high pie pygmy and his dog Spinach search for a safe haven. Struggling to survive they travel through Mother Nature's reclaimed pockets of former magnificent beauty. Up ahead under the banner of the Black Sun huge hog-people and swarms of sharp-toothed red pygmy madness wait in a land where pig-people's renewed molestation has created environmental degradation.</p><p> </p>