Queen of Klutz

<p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>Please choose the best phrase to describe Sibby Goldstein's life:</span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>1) Sucky.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>2) Really sucky.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>3) Major suck-fest.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>D) All of the above.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>I started my day with a boyfriend and a job. I ended my day with a bottle of tequila. I'll let you connect the dots.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>Somehow I wound up working as a waitress at an Italian restaurant. I have no idea what I'm doing. And I'm not just talkin' about life.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>This should be interesting.</span></p>