Queer Astrology for Women: An Astrological Guide for Lesbians

A hilariously irreverent and startlingly insightful astrology guide for lesbians.. Jill Dearman is a breakthrough astrologer for our time. No one has approached the stars with her sass and class ever before! Her guide to astrology for lesbians is lively revealing--and naughty!. Sections include: in life in bed how to seduce her doing her and dating her how to last over the long haul how to get rid of her and the three faces of each sign.. How to get rid of an Aquarius woman: Ms. Aquarius will pack her bags soon after you start invading her personal space and drowning her in too much nonstop and irrational cemotion. Ms. Aquarius hates to feel trapped so if you slowly take away all her freedoms you will be watching her walk out the door faster than you can sing This is the dawning of the.... The Cancer woman is intensely emotiona...and her moods change with the tides. Not that you can every completely figure her out. Would you dare to assume you could understand the sea or fully absorb or comprehend a beautiful piece of music? Or course not you silly lesbian. So dont patronize this lovely woman.. But getting rid of a Cancer woman: Please dont be a cad and pull off the old Im going out for a pack of cigarettes (or a bag of Kitty Litter) and never come back routine. Shell have your mother sitting with her and holding her hand worrying before youve made it past the border.. And a complete compatibility profile of each astrological combination:. Take Aries and Cancer: The best par? They can be fiercely loyal and protective of each other. The worst part? They instinctively know how to hurt each others feelings and often do in a most brutal way. Ms. Aries ruled by fire strikes quickly and forcefully and without thinking. Dont each that doughnut! Itll make you fat! Ms Cancer ruled by water knows how to create a mood of subtle emotional torture. I dont feel like being touched...No I dont want to be alone. Cant we just sit together in the same room and not talk and not touch and not make such a big deal about it?