Quirky Essays for Quirky People

<p>For the first time all in one place the award-winning books A Trip to the Hardware Store & Other Calamities and I'm Not Talking About You Of Course PLUS seven bonus essays. If this doesn't make you smile then you're not even trying!</p><p>In A Trip to the Hardware Store you'll explore such quirky topics as disastrous home repairs an unfortunate dinner party the truth about lazy people and the weird life of a debt collector.</p><p>In I'm Not Talking About You Of Course you'll find humorous insights into important topics such as annoying pet people analyzing your inner child and just how much damage can be caused by a sneeze.</p><p>In A Smidge Of Crazy you'll find stories about annoying ads about figuring out what door that extra key opens what it means to have stamina and why it is just so hard to focus when you have the attention span of a gnat.</p><p><em>This is the large print edition of Quirky Essays for Quirky People with a larger font / typeface for easier reading.</em></p>