Raising Ebenezer

It was the completest thing the neatest most squared-away piece of killing ever seen. Oh it was glorious freedom-that is surely true and I must call a thing what it is-yet it was powerful gruesome. But before I say anything of the killing and long before I take up the knottier parts of this tale I'll give it some shoring up help it bear its own weight. So begins Raising Ebenezer a witty raucous Twain-meets-Tolkien adventure. Our narrator E.P. Cornshuck finds himself suddenly providentially freed from a life of slavery and learns that his true identity--heir of a kingdom in rebellion--has been hidden for just such a time as this.