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Is It An Exciting Novel? Is It Instructional? Is It About Self- Improvement? Is It A Great Cookbook? Is It About Romance And Lust? Is It About Horror And Crime? Am I A Famous Selling Author? Am I A Celebrity? It Is None Of These Things. What It Is Is An Autobiography About Me. It Is An Expose’ It Is Truthful And Factual. It Is My Life Story The Good Bad And Ugly. It Is Also Very Funny. Who Else Would Lose The End Of A Stethoscope Under A Women’S Pendulous Breast Or Fall In Wet Concrete Head To Toe? Or Chase Large Bullfrogs Through A Hotel Lobby. Or Being Exposed To Bestiality In Mexico At The Tender Age Of 15. Or Popping A Cork On My Wedding Night. Or Taking Tap Dancing And Ballroom Dancing At The Ripe Old Age Of 13 With 12 Girls? I Think It Is An Interesting Exciting Funny Book. My Life Is Now An Open Book. I Highly Recommend Reading It And If You Enjoy It Look For My Next Book Re-Living My Travels And Celebrity Encounters And Much More. For Me This Has Been An Enlightening Experience. ~ Seth S. Schurman M.D. Physician/Author