Ready Steady Push!

<p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>What do you get when you mix a teenager who still thinks cereal counts as dinner university and midwifery?</strong></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Chaos. Absolute unfiltered chaos.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)><em>Ready Steady Push!</em></strong><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> is a brutally honest comedy-fuelled memoir about one woman's journey from awkward adolescence to the unpredictable world of midwifery - where coffee is cold shifts are long and bodily fluids have zero respect for personal boundaries.</span></p><p></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Night shifts?</strong><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> Feel like hostage situations.</span></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Imposter syndrome?</strong><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> Works more hours than she does.</span></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Temptation to quit everything and live in a yurt?</strong><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> Looms large.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Eventually she learns to navigate post-birth marriage proposals thirteen-hour shifts powered entirely by 4 a.m. delusion and training with a baby under one arm and someone else's placenta under the other. And when someone's teeth fall out mid-birth? Don't scream... just rinse smile and pretend it's perfectly normal.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>If laughter really is the best medicine her life is a full-blown overdose - side effects may include snort-laughter overthinking and reconsidering your life choices.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Perfect for fans of Adam Kay Leah Hazard and anyone who's ever wondered what it would be like if Bridget Jones had been a student midwife in this generation.</span></p><p></p>