Real Fake Love

<p><strong style=color: rgb(24 24 24);>If people have polar opposites Luca Rossi is mine.</strong></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgb(24 24 24);>His butt is in the baseball hall of fame. Mine's comfortably seated in the hall of lame.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgb(24 24 24);>When he's not snagging fly balls out in center field he's modeling in shampoo commercials. I once jammed my own finger while stirring cookie dough and sometimes I forget shampoo is a thing.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgb(24 24 24);>He's a total cynic when it comes to love.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgb(24 24 24);>I make a living writing love stories.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgb(24 24 24);>But after my latest broken engagement (no I don't want to talk about how many times that's happened) it's clear he's exactly the man I need.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgb(24 24 24);>If anyone can teach me to be the opposite of me it's him.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgb(24 24 24);>The first thing I want him to teach me?</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgb(24 24 24);>How to not fall in love.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgb(24 24 24);>And as luck would have it he's in desperate need of a fake girlfriend to get a meddling grandmother off his back.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgb(24 24 24);>We couldn't be more perfect together because the last thing Luca Rossi will ever be is the next man to leave me at the altar.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgb(24 24 24);>Or will he?</span></p><p><br></p><p><em style=color: rgb(24 24 24);>Real Fake Love is a line drive straight to the heart featuring a grumpy athlete a jilted bride a fake relationship and the world's laziest cat. It stands alone and comes complete with sibling rivalry the world's most awkward shower scene and a sweetly satisfying happily ever after.</em></p>