Real Women Don't Wear Thongs!

Its A Fact. Womens Brains Were Built To Deal With More Than One Thing At A Time. We Prove This Everyday. We Wake Up Usually An Hour To 1 1/2 Hours Before The Guys. We Shower Put On Face That Says Look At Me Husband Kids Job And House And Somehow I Still Find Time To Put On Makeup. Then Off To The Closet To Find Just The Right Outfit T That Will Have All The Girls Saying Ooh I Love That Outfit! Perfect Hair Makeup Clothes Now Its Time To Wake Up Thekids And Debate With Them For 5 Minutes Why They Cannot Have Cookies For Breakfast. After 10 Were Gonna Be Late!S Enter The Vehicle Fight Over Whos Sitting In Front Try To Sign The Paper Your Daughter Forgot To Tell You About The Night Before. Whatever Ive Signed I Know Ill Probably Have At Least A Week To Figure It Out Before The Event.