Return Billionaire to Sender

My heart is overflowing with happy and blissful feels. My top romcom read of the year! PPs Bookshelf I may be a shy letter carrier but when my beloved apartment building is threatened by a mysterious and reclusive billionaire Im willing to push the envelope. Im going to march right up to Malcolm Blackbergs fortress of fierceness and deliver a cease-and-desist notice he cant refuse. Except as soon as I get inside his gilded doors things go sideways-Im mistaken for Malcolms court-ordered emotional intelligence coach as if Im acting out a wacky postal carrier cosplay. They drag me in a sacrificial lamb for the big bad. Make that big smolderingly sexy bad. So I make up a lesson involving a story about our building. He doesnt seem happy. Can he tell that I have no idea what Im doing? Before I know it Im flying around the country up close and personality testing the most devilishly exasperating man Ive ever met. Hes scary for sure...but the way he sometimes looks at me turns my knees to jelly and has me writing love letters to his gorgeous eyes his mouthwatering smile his impressive...package. Our coaching sessions are getting hot-hot-hot but I cant let my guard down. If he ever finds out Im a first-class fake Ill lose everything Ive ever loved in this world!