Return of the Living Elves

<p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>When Christmas supply warehouse manager Jimmy tries to help new employee Tommy find a last-minute gift for his girlfriend they accidentally unleash a long-forgotten and very seasonal genetic experiment with a taste for human flesh. As elf-zombie hybrids take over the small town of Pine Canyon California Jimmy fights to survive alongside a Christpunk named Landfill and a mysterious PTSD-stricken soldier. Hold onto your stockings because the elves are back baby!</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>This Yuletide-themed homage to one of the greatest zombie films ever made is a rollicking good time. Brian Asman delivers laughs and gory thrills galore in a book sure to put you in the holiday spirit-if you don't get disemboweled first. Eat the fruitcake and take the ride. -Bryan Smith author of </span><em style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>68 Kill</em></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>With 'Return of the Living Elves' Brian Asman shows he's the funniest goriest scariest comedy-horror creator this side of James Gunn. If you loved 'Man F*ck This House' (and you should love 'Man F*ck This House') you're going to absolutely flip for this one.- Nick Kolakowski author of </span><em style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Absolute Unit</em><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> and </span><em style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Love & Bullets</em></p>