REV J McCLURG'S HORRIFICALLY HAPPY HOLIDAYS

<p>Behold five books made into one with a splash of coloring pages thrown in the back. Between these covers are all five of my books in the order of the holidays they are aimed at.</p><p>Valentines Plague - Hades decides he wants to be a god again so he goes on a mass killing spree to show he still has it in him.</p><p>I was Before the Saint - Thanks to Saint Patrick there's no one left around to stop an ancient evil from returning and doing anything his dark heart desires.</p><p>Easter Chaos - Discordia has handed the Easter Bunny a riddle and if the reader can't help figure it out the entire universe is doomed.</p><p>Slaugh of Ravens - A teenage girl witness a horrible event and then discovers the real monster isn't what killed her sister.</p><p>A Red Cap Christmas - The elves are out for blood and Santa is nowhere to be found. Learn who Santa really is and why the children are in danger.</p><p>And in the back of the book are five of my drawings. Unique and absolutely uncolored. They are there for the reader to add their own little touch to a few of my creations.</p><p>My stories reach back in time to the origins of the holidays and then twist them. Neither the drawings or the writing contained within give a detailed vision of what's going on. Instead they reach out to the readers' imaginations and draw them into the horrific holidays I've created because there is nothing more frightening to a person than what their imagination will do with unknown or forgotten terrors.</p>