Rise Of Doctor Frownyface

<p>A summer of sex drugs and partying by a group of horny young friends ends before it begins when a mad scientist blackmails a perverted mayor while using a biker gang to addict a small town to zombifying drugs before unleashing a super-virus that causes people to puke themselves to death in order to sell masks and hand sanitizers. </p><p><br></p><p>Follow Molly the mayor's step-daughter and Holtie the bad boy from the good side of town as they fall in love battle a mad scientist DOCTOR FROWNYFACE and try to rescue the world from his sinister clutches. Mad Scientist? He isn't mad. He's just mildly disappointed.</p><p><br></p><p>And did I mention the sex scenes so hot the book might burn itself? Like Fifty Shades meets Forbidden Planet. Who knew such juvenile humor could be so adult? </p><p><br></p><p>This lyrical satire of a pulp novelization of a B-movie is presented in Read-O-Vision! Now put on your 3D glasses and enjoy RISE OF DOCTOR FROWNYFACE!</p><p><br></p><p><strong>WARNING:</strong> <em>SEX! DRUGS! VIOLENCE! FORCED ABORTIONS! BIKER GANGS! A DEADLY SUPER-VIRUS! TRANSVESTITE PROSTITUTES! SPACE ROBBERY! RIVER SHARKS! TOTAL NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION! ADULT CONTENT! 18+ ONLY! </em></p>