<p>Knight Academy trains heroes villains and walking red flags.<br>I'm none of those. I just wanted a normal education.</p><p>Instead I got soulbond drama glitter-based warfare and classmates who treat trauma like a group project. While the chosen ones duel shirtless under blood moons I'm busy dodging magical disasters failed prophecies and my cursed roommate's sleepwalking.</p><p>They think it's destiny.<br>I think it's a lawsuit waiting to happen.</p><p> </p><p>This isn't the tale of a hero.<br>It's the survival log of the only sane student in a school that refuses to be sane with him.</p>