Rise to Power

Whether national state local or in the bedroom the art of politics is lip-smacking fun. Here in a (fairly) candid interview the superstar of gubernatorial gooberness reminisces quips ponders and pontificates. From the early days when his schnitzel was still in a diaper to his present day renown as a mountain of meat running the kookiest state in the union Alfie speaks: </P><P>A lot of people accuse my father of being a figure in the Nazi party. He was actually just a headwaiter at some Nazi parties. So lighten up people. He was just taking orders. </P><P>Look I was infusing the world of modeling with a masculinity it had not seen before or since. If you could see me up there in a zebra skinned speedo after a fresh bikini wax you would agree. </P><P>I am in favor of civil unions for gay couples. And I'll go even farther than that; I welcome civil unions for gay triples! Quadruples! Now that's a party! </P><P>Plus: An over-caffeinated observer's take on the national scene as told through a variety of cartoons commentaries games and more! </P>