Roy Rogers in the Twenty-First Century

<p>IT'S THE '90s. IT'S WINTER. IT'S COLD AND WET OUTSIDE.</p><p>JOIN WINDOW WASHER ROY WESTON and his cinematic cowboy pal Pistol Pete as they leave the mean wet streets of Seattle and hitchhike to California headed for sun sand the Roy Rogers Museum and a bit of interdimensional time travel-not to mention getting as far away as possible from Roy's murderous brother Rick.</p><p>ALONG THE WAY YOU'LL ENCOUNTER a dangerous music store a twisted state trooper an even more twisted trucker yodeling a harrowing angel-dust incident stretched audiotapes rotting broccoli a pair of acid-tripping breasts a bookseller of unknowable age a high-minded mustang a bad case of log- pinching the Code of the West jerked pronghorn a long-dead Old Cowboy the Sons of the Pioneers...and a feisty gal named Opal.</p><p><em>Roy Rogers in the Twenty-First Century</em>-funnier than <em>The Brothers Karamazov </em>more terrifying than <em>What Ho Jeeves! </em>shorter than <em>War and Peace </em>deeper than the <em>Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy-and </em>there's lasagna!</p><p>What's not to like?</p>