Rubber Balls and Liquor

Gilbert Gottfried on Rubber Balls and Liquor:. Nobody ever reads this part of the book. Somebody at the publishing house explained to me that its actually called jacket copy. It says in my contract that I have to write something over here in this tiny space even though I dont think anyone will notice. In fact Ill bet anything that youre not reading this part now. And if it turns out that you are . . . well the guy in the bookstore is probably staring at you saying Stop reading that book! I guess theres a reason bookstores are going out of business left and right. Cheap bastards like you think its okay to stand in the aisles and read to your hearts content. So for the sake of bookstores everywhere buy this book. I myself dont care. I only care about the poor working man. Oh and the sanctity of the written word. I care about that too. And in my case those written words of course include dick and pussy.