Rules for Dating Your Ex

<p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>***Now a <em>USA TODAY </em>Bestseller***</strong></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>If your ex arrives in your hometown eighteen months after you walked out on him while you were eight months pregnant follow this short list of rules before you give him a second chance.</span></p><p><br></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Rule #1 -</strong><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> Don't stand in the way of your brothers who want to rough him up.</span></p><p><br></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Rule #2 -</strong><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> Don't meet him for coffee and agree to allow him to meet your daughter.</span></p><p><br></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Rule #3 -</strong><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> Don't drool when your daughter falls asleep on his chest for the first time. It's just your ovaries talking.</span></p><p><br></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Rule #4 -</strong><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> Don't let him hold your hand. While we're at it no hugs no kisses on the cheek... just no physical contact in general. That only leads to remembering better times.</span></p><p><br></p><p>The last one is the most important...</p><p><br></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Rule #5 - </strong><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>When you find yourself needing someone's help and you're tired of always asking your family don't let him be the one who's there for you.</span></p><p><br></p><p>Because all those good qualities of his will suck you right back in and you'll have no chance of fighting your feelings especially now that he's ready to be a father to your daughter.</p>