Russian Jokes Anecdotes and Funny Stories

My English Is Beautiful But Not Perfect That'S Why I'M Asking You Correct My Misspellings And Incorrect Phrase Constructions. The Book You Are Going To Read Is A Compilation From Different Communication With My Friends Reading Books Newspapers Magazines Listening To The Radio And Watching Tv. The Book Consists Of Separate Chapters (Sections?) And Each Of Them Has Its Own Name That Reflects The Subject (Topic) Of Its Content. Some Of The Entries Were Borrowed From English Sources. Some Translations Are Difficult To Understand For English Speaking People. Some Of Entries Lost A Lot In Translation But They Still Funny. Some Entries Can Be Abusive. If That Is The Case For You Reader Just Ignore Them Please.