Sausagey Santa

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<html>Santa isn't the jolly old elf as portrayed in Children's stories. He's a bit more grotesque than that. His eyes are pimento-stuffed oliveshis teeth are walnuts and his body is made of sausages.<p>One snowy Christmas Eve while visiting the Fry family Sausagey Santa is attacked by an evil force that is driven to destroy Christmas forever. It is an anti-Christmas spirit that loathes everything having to do with children and Jesus. His name is Frosty the Neo-Nazi Snowman. After Frosty steals his magic bag of presents Santa calls upon Matthew Fry and his wife Decapitron (a brutish warrior woman with a peculiar Christmas fetish and a candy cane sword) to help get it back and save Christmas for everyone.<p>It's the greatest sausage-spewing elf-raping zombie-killing Transformer-fucking reindeer-exploding snowman-battling adventure-rocking bizarro Christmas story OF ALL TIME!!!<p></html>
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