Save Me Lloyd Bridges

My Life Was Going Nowhere. So I Decided To Buy An Accordion. I Already Had A Banjo.My Watch Told Me That It Was Four O’Clock Still Time For Another Margarita On The Rocks…With Salt. Then I’D Head Over To The Pawn Shop Across The Street For A Looksee. An Accordion Is A Beautiful Thing. And I Figured If I Could Find A Woman Who Liked The Accordion As Much As I Did We Could Automatically Skip To The Important Stuff.I’D Come To The Tip-Top-Tap Earlier Than Usual Hoping To Avoid The Young Skinny Pants Dudes And See-Through-You Girls Who Started To Arrive At The Tap Around Five-Thirty. Fifi Was Behind The Bar. Fifi Had Once Been A Man But She Had Transitioned A Few Years Back Just Around The Time She Helped Me Out Of A Very Bad Situation. Ever Since Then We’D Been Pals. Tall—Especially In Heels—Curvy And Red-Haired I’D Even Asked Her Out Once Or Twice. She Was A Very Pretty Woman. But Fifi Said She Had A Policy Of Not Getting Involved With The Clientele. So We Stayed Just Pals. Besides I Was Too Old For Her.