Scary Dead Things

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE STILL ISN'T ONE OF THEM.</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(102 102 102 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>My name's Bill Ryder and six months ago I died. However as you've probably already guessed I didn't stay dead. No I woke up a vampire freshly recruited into a coven of immortal assholes.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(102 102 102 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>I thought I'd earned a break after defeating our former master with maybe a tiny bit of help from my friends but no such luck.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(102 102 102 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>Things are getting surreal in the world of the strange. New and powerful forces are rearing their ugly heads. None of this should be my problem but thanks to my status as a rare type of undead our leadership has painted a target on my back by making me their poster boy.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(102 102 102 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>Making matters worse one of the most powerful vamps on the planet wants my head because his daughter a crazed vampire princess has decided she wants the rest of me. It's a toss-up which fate is worse.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(102 102 102 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>My only hope to survive this mess is to marshal my friends master my powers and somehow prove that in a world of supernatural terrors I'm the scariest dead thing of them all.</span></p><p>----------</p><p>Join Bill in his quest to survive the hilarious horrors of Scary Dead Things - book two of The Tome of Bill the quintessential vampire comedy series.</p><p>Looking for a must read for fans of thrilling fantasy gut-busting humor and unforgettable characters? Then get your hands on Scary Dead Things now and plunge headfirst into a world where the undead are anything but dull!</p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Genres: Horror Comedy Urban Fantasy Action & Adventure</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Content Warning: adult language violence gore sexual situations sophomoric humor</span></p>