Scary Dead Things

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE STILL ISN'T ONE OF THEM.</strong></p><p>Bill Ryder the trash-talking geek from Bill the Vampire is back and about to find himself in a whole new world of side-splitting insanity.</p><p>One of the most powerful vampires on the planet wants Bill's head. A crazed immortal princess wants the rest of him. It's a toss-up which fate is worse.</p><p>All the while new and powerful forces have begun to emerge from the shadows around him. Are they friend or foe? Knowing his luck do you even have to ask?</p><p>Bill's only hope for survival is to marshal his friends master his powers and somehow prove that in a world of supernatural terrors he's the scariest dead thing of them all.</p><p>----------</p><p>Join Bill in his quest to survive the hilarious horrors of Scary Dead Things - book two of The Tome of Bill the quintessential vampire comedy series.</p><p>Looking for a must read for fans of thrilling fantasy gut-busting humor and unforgettable characters? Then get your hands on Scary Dead Things now and plunge headfirst into a world where the undead are anything but dull!</p><p><br></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Genres: Horror Comedy Urban Fantasy Action & Adventure</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Content Warning: adult language violence gore sexual situations sophomoric humor</span></p>