Scary Dead Things

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE STILL ISN'T ONE OF THEM.</strong></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>Six months ago I was bitten by a vampire and subsequently recruited into a coven of undead assholes. That was bad enough for my already strained social life but now shit's getting surreal in the world of the weird.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>New and powerful forces are rearing their ugly heads. None of this should be my problem to deal with but thanks to being a rare type of vamp I seem to have a target on my back.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>As if that wasn't bad enough one of the most powerful immortals on the planet wants my head because his crazy-ass daughter is infatuated with the rest of me. Trust me it's a toss-up which fate is worse.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>My only hope to survive this mess is to marshal my friends master my powers and somehow prove that in a world of supernatural terrors I'm the scariest dead thing of them all.</span></p><p></p><p>----------</p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>Join Bill Ryder in his quest to survive the hilarious horrors of Scary Dead Things - book two of The Tome of Bill the vampire comedy series that'll leave you laughing from dusk till dawn.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>Looking for a series full of thrilling fantasy gut-busting humor and unforgettable characters? Then grab The Tome of Bill now and plunge headfirst into a world where the undead are anything but dull!</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Content Warning: adult language violence gore sexual situations sophomoric humor</span></p>