Scheming Sphynx

<p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>It all started when a vengeful seagull with a shady past promised to wage a brutal war against my wedding day. Things snowballed pretty quickly from there.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>I always thought my special day would be perfect. Now all I want is to get through it without any major catastrophes.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>And that's pretty hard with four hyped-up cats running underfoot-two who are so desperately in love it makes you want to puke and two more who very much don't want me as their new stepmother and aren't afraid to tell me so... constantly.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>By the time a certain friend shows up with the film crew for her floundering reality TV in tow I know I'm in big trouble.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Not only could I fail to make it down the aisle but I also risk exposing my biggest most intimate secret.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>So when all is finally said and done will I be saying I do to the man of my dreams or admitting I can when forced to confess to my Pet Whisperer abilities?</span></p>