Scum of the Earth

<p><strong>THEY CAME TO RAID… THEY STAYED TO GET LAID!<br /><br />For centuries alien drug-runners plundered the Earth harvesting organs and freebasing fear. Few drugs could match the potency of humanity’s dysfunctional two-stroke brains so the Intergalactic Enforcement Force burned it down.<br /><br />Now the last scattered ragtag pockets of humanity strewn across a hundred backwater worlds are the most sought-after cash crop in the universe and their only hope lies in the unsteady oversexed hands of a pirate crew of intergalactic trash under the command of a devious cutthroat nymphomaniac known as Callista Chrome.<br /><br />But to save the unworthy human race Callista and her drug-hungry horde will have to go through conniving alien cartels buzzkill narcs priapic platypuses polymorphic ex’s and bloodthirsty space-Vikings before facing the most devastating enemy in the worst place in the known universe… home.</strong></p>