Send Me Crazy

<p><strong>QUINN-</strong> Hey Babe-a-licious I’m back! Also don’t hate me. But I sent Brad a package guaranteeing he’d meet you for a date! I know I know none of my business . . . but seriously he needed a push and it was easier to do while I was out of the country. You can yell at me for it later. Clearly you’re no longer mad. #Winning.</p><p><strong>KARLI -</strong> Quinn! Girlfriend I’ve missed you. Um . . . what package and note? I’m not meeting Brad for a date what are you talking about?</p><p><strong>QUINN-</strong> Maybe he didn’t get it yet? How long does USPS take to send a red racy G-string? I included coordinates for Beans or Bust. You’re welcome.</p><p><strong>KARLI -</strong> I’m going to kill you! Where did you send it?</p><p><strong>QUINN -</strong> Ummmm to his apartment sweet cheeks…where else? 264 Hudson</p><p><strong>KARLI -</strong> QUINN! He’s 246 not 264!!! Hopefully whoever got it returned it to sender.</p><p><strong>QUINN-</strong> Well then. No return details included and addressed it to Hot Stuff—in keeping with the theme. This just got a whole lot more interesting. Feel like an adventure? ;-)</p><p><strong>KARLI </strong>- Lord I already know I’m going to regret this.</p>