<i>I will NOT be denied. I AM a volcano! And this is MY night. </i><br/><br/>Britain in the 1970s: a time of strikes blackouts and free love.<br/><br/> But Philip's frustrated. While his wife Angela thinks he's past it he wants to share a whole lotta love with Catherine from next door. When the naughty neighbours check in at the Paradise Hotel it's a night to remember - for all the wrong reasons. The lights go out the corridors see more action than the beds and to cap it all the place could be haunted . . .<br/><br/> Throw in Fanny the French maid Detective Inspector Connors of the Vice Squad a snake called Cecil and Tom the mynah bird and it all makes for a chaotic cocktail of confusion leaving the would-be lovebirds not even halfway to Paradise.<br/><br/> A tale of midlife crises mistaken identities and misfiring sexual shenanigans this new farce is published to coincide with the world premiere at the Playhouse Liverpool in December 2014.