Sex On The Wrong Brain

In Sex On The Wrong Brain Ard Falten wraps zany science fiction around the theory that humanity is doomed because were sending impatient satisfaction-demanding sex energy to the mathematical logical parts of the brain where it creates greed fear and authoritarianism. Within days of finding an alien supertool Lulu Lopez is on the run and up to her ears in sex zombies alien hunters and the king of talk radio her nemesis since the third grade. Hes convinced half the country Lulus the witch whos causing the world-wide epidemic of nose and elbow mutations and its time to bring back public exorcisms. Meanwhile with global warming getting bad fast an intergalactic maintenance man struggles to find the ancient alien transmitter that will reestablish true human nature and end thousands of years of greed patriarchy and environmental destruction. Hell take any help he can get from prairie dogs to the Pope but he and Earth are running out of time. What he really needs is a date with Lulu.