Sexploits

Dating in the 21st century: fun flirty fulfilling? Said no one ever.In this bold uncensored and hilarious memoir-in-miniature an anonymous thirty-something takes readers on a no-holds-barred ride through her most bizarre baffling and grotesquely unforgettable encounters with the male species. Written as a cathartic roast and survival guide for the burned out ghosted or love-deluded Sexploits skewers the absurdities of modern man-boys with scalding wit. From penis-plunging heroes to Catholic school cavemen Russian spies to tattoo-faced men no archetype is safe from exposure. Packed with zodiac jokes sexcapade confessions and just enough emotional chaos to keep things spicy this book is as outrageous as it is relatable.Not for the faint of heart (or children) this 18+ collection offers comic relief and validation to every woman who has wondered: Is it me-or are men actually devolving?