Sexy Beast

Burdened with a face only a mother could love Stan Cattermole is determined to find a woman. Lugging his man-boobs along for the ride Stan shows Bridget Jones how its done in this hilarious heart-wrenching and often outrageous account of his quest for love.This is no misery memoir but a tell-it-like-it-is account of an ugly man’s trials tribulations and small triumphs in and out of the bedroom. One part love story one part family saga eight parts outrageous laugh-out-loud tragicomedy - and then just for luck another part love story this tale wrenches at the heart strings and the funny bone and will drag you screaming with laughter through the whole gamut of human emotions.CHORTLE! as Stan pops his cyber-cherry with the aid of a light sabre a bowling ball and a large knob of butter.GASP! as Stan is blindfolded tied to a bed and abused with an IKEA spatula.DESPAIR! as the pretty nose of yet another potential love interest wrinkles in utter utter disgust.The story of one man overcoming his hurdles and making something wonderful of a miserable life this ever-hopeful tale will resonate with anyone whos suffered pain and rejection anyone whos vowed to transform their life and anyone whos ever learned to laugh in the face of adversity.http://betedejour.blogspot.com/