Sharks Aren't Real

<p>Did you know that sharks are nothing more than Hollywood rubber puppets and Discovery Channel computer graphics? If they were real producers of Jaws wouldn't have spent millions on a fake monster-they'd have just hired a trainer and rented one from SeaWorld. Fluffy the Shark would've been cheaper and way more entertaining.</p><p>And don't get me started on Shark Week. It began as a joke but the public actually fell for it. Now we're watching CGI fish and listening to surfers who claim they were bitten. Sure buddy-next you'll tell me tornadoes can throw sharks at dairy farmers in South Dakota. (Oh wait Sharknado already did that.)</p><p>This book will finally reveal the truth: Sharks aren't real.</p>