Short Stories - Volume II

Classic from the year 2009 in the subject English Language and Literature Studies - Literature language: English abstract: Familiar Epistle from a Parent to a Child Aged Two Years and Two Months MY CHILD To recount with what trouble I have brought you up--with what an anxious eye I have regarded your progress --how late and how often I have sat up at night working for you --and how many thousand letters I have received from and written to your various relations and friends many of whom have been of a querulous and irritable turn --to dwell on the anxiety and tenderness with which I have (as far as I possessed the power) inspected and chosen your food; rejecting the indigestible and heavy matter which some injudicious but well-meaning old ladies would have had you swallow and retaining only those light and pleasant articles which I deemed calculated to keep you free from all gross humours and to render you an agreeable child and one who might be popular with society in general --to dilate on the steadiness with which I have prevented your annoying any company by talking politics--always assuring you that you would thank me for it yourself some day when you grew older --to expatiate in short upon my own assiduity as a parent is beside my present purpose though I cannot but contemplate your fair appearance--your robust health and unimpeded circulation (which I take to be the great secret of your good looks) without the liveliest satisfaction and delight. [...] *** A Flight WHEN Don Diego de - I forget his name - the inventor of the last new Flying Machines price so many francs for ladies so many more for gentlemen - when Don Diego by permission of Deputy Chaff-wax and his noble band shall have taken out a Patent for the Queen's dominions and shall have opened a commodious Warehouse in an airy situation; and when all persons of any gentility will keep at least a pair of wings and be seen skimming about in every direction; I shall take a flig