Sidesplittin' Butt Kickin' Tear Droppin' Times

<center>Who says the Midwest is boring? Where else can you meet Uncle Bert and his flaming turkey or ride and tremble in fear with a first time tractor puller.</p><P>But lest you think we are all just rednecks stand in wonder as we soften the blows with tranquil scenes and sweet wild creatures. Or maybe you'd like to visit our haunted house to see how we let guilt take revenge on the soul.</p><P>Why stop there? Learn new ideas for gender bashing and family clashing not to mention conquering banshees raging rivers and things that go bump in the night.</p><P>And let's not forget how to get the most out of a collection plate or scare off a date.</p><P>No topic is safe not even spirituality or death-from the depths of God's love to ancient questions answered and everything else in between.</p><P>Speaking of answering questions are you human? Dare to take the test!</p></center>