Sitting on a Horse Facing Backwards

<p>Wardy recently made two-thirds of a class cry has just been given a final warning for teaching while drunk received a rejection letter putting the kibosh on his plans to become an Army officer and his Spanish girlfriend has left him without him realising it for an extraordinary six weeks. Can things get any worse?</p><p> </p><p>In fact Wardy never wanted to enter the realm of Teaching English as a Foreign Language. Like most things in life he drifted into it as an easy option while he tried to decide what he really wanted to do.</p><p> </p><p>But now he's managed to David Blaine an attractive foreigner into becoming Mrs Wardy. He's decided to seek pastures new and emigrate. Can she help him bring some order to his chaotic career or will she be joining him under a bridge with her sleeping bag?</p>