Skankabel

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(115 115 115 1)><em><u>THE COLLECTOR'S EDITION</u></em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong> 'Once upon a meltdown...</strong></p><p>There was a fairy with a face like thunder and wings that <em>reeked of bin juice.</em></p><p></p><p><strong>Her name? SKANKABEL. </strong></p><p><em>(One word and you know it ain't Disney.)</em></p><p></p><p>Banished from <em>Fairyland</em> for smelling <em>off</em> she's done with <strong>sparkles snobs and scent-shaming.</strong></p><p>Now armed with a <em>stink-soaked mission</em> - and a <strong>molar-thieving crone</strong> named <strong>Teena</strong> - she's out to prove that <strong>confidence smells better than conformity.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>No glass slippers.</strong></p><p><strong>No Prince Charming.</strong></p><p><strong>Just grit glamour and a grudge to settle.'</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>WARNING:</strong> Contains <strong>profanity pigeon trauma</strong> and <em>absolutely no morals.</em></p><p><strong>NOT FOR CHILDREN.</strong> Or anyone who clutches pearls at the word <em>moist.</em></p><p></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(115 115 115 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>This Skankadelic Collector's Edition features 8 bonus pages of never-before-seen artwork cut scenes and teaser trash from Book Two.</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(115 115 115 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>You'll also find hidden memes savage scribbles and Easter eggs scattered like a drunk fairy's secrets. It's bigger badder and definitely skankier.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(115 115 115 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>For those who demand their filth in full colour and their fairytales unhinged.</span></p>